一个星期后,是除夕。
也就是今天。
奈熙雅在早上五点半就过来敲了门,我懒得动,一脚将我搭档踹下床让他去。
然后,就听到门外传来奈熙雅的一声十分放荡的尖叫,一句:“你为什么在这!”让我的右眼皮没由来地跳了跳。
这么久了,我和他的关系你还分不清吗?姐!
无语啊!我爬下床拖着被子走到玄关处,揉揉眼睛叹道:“进来坐着吧,我再回去补个觉。”
“啊……阿璃……”奈熙雅明显地顿了顿:“我是不是来的有点早?”
“何止有点,是非常!”我打了个哈切,悠悠转身:“冰箱里有面包,你要是饿的话就吃吧。”
“对不起啊!”奈熙雅哈哈一笑:“我这还不是担心你吗?”
“担心什么。”我转过身,半眯着眼睛看着她。
“嗯……不是……你不是受了伤吗,又是孤男寡女的住一起,我怕出什么事啊……比如那种事啦!”
“哦,放心,我们一起住了十八年了啦,他不会的啦!”我挥挥手。
“哎?”奈熙雅歪歪头:“你多大?”
“十七,虚岁十八。”我再次打了个哈切。
“满了吗?”奈熙雅正襟危坐。
“十月份就满十七啦。”我挥挥手:“没事啦?我睡觉去了。”
“不对啊!”奈熙雅跳起来:“就算是从小和他一起,那至少还差十个月才是十八年啊!你骗我是不是!”
“姐!加上十个月的孕期,ok?!”我挑挑眉,长叹一声:“十个月,明白?”
“哦!孕期啊!十个月哈!”
奈熙雅笑道,随后不出所料地尖叫一声:“啥?!你妈怀胎十个月和他有什么关系?!”
我开始怀疑眼前这人的智商。
而且,姐!你这么雷人你搭档知道吗?!我是不是应该联系个记忆提升班帮你练练?
“你,和她讲清楚。”无奈之下,我将西文槿一把揪了过来:“好好洗洗她的脑!”
“啊……哦。”
“……”说真的,我感觉他明显的心里没谱——这事我也没遇到过,而且我解除伪装身份了的好吗?!
你眼瞎啊!
奈熙雅也逼过来了,仰天大呼一声‘扑通’一声跪下了……
“告诉我!”奈熙雅一嗓子喊过去,高度堪比安罗艺。
我脑仁疼。
一脸黑线啊!
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after a week, is new year\'s eve
which is today
nai xian ya came and knocked on the door at 5:30 in the moing, i\'m too lazy to move, the foot will partner i trod down the bed to let him go
then, they heard nai city outside of a very dissolute shriek, 1: \"why are you in here!\" let my right eyelid jumped without origin
so long, the relationship between he and i are you still confused elder sister!
speechless! i climbed out of bed, dragging a quilt to porch place, rubbing his eyes sighed: \"sitting in it, i go back to fill a sleep\"
\"glass o\" nai xian ya obviously paused: \"i e a little earlier\"
\"more than a little, is very much!\" i made a cut, leisurely tu: \"there\'s bread in the fridge, if you\'re hungry you eat\"
\"sorry!\" nai xian ya ha ha a □□ile: \"it is not i worry you\"
\"what fear\" i tued around and looked at her half a narrowing her eyes
\"well not you\'re not injured you, and live solitary needing a woman, i am afraid of what ah like that!\"
\"oh, rest assured, we lived together for 18 years, he won\'t!\" i waved
\"ah\" nai xian ya curled her head: \"how old are you\"
\"seventeen, nominal age 18 i once again made a cut
\"full\" nai xian ya sit
\"will be filled with 17 in october\" i waved a hand: \"nothing\'s wrong i went to sleep\"
\"no!\" nai xian ya jump up: \"even as a child with him, that is at least ten months is eighteen years! you lie to me!\"
\"elder sister! plus ten months of pregnancy, ok!\" i picked his eyebrows, with a sigh: \"ten months, understand\"
\"oh!! pregnancy for ten months!\"
nai xian ya laughs, then predictably with a scream: \"what! your mother pregnant for ten months have anything to do with him!\"
i began to suspect that this man\'s iq
moreover, elder sister! so shocking you partner you know ! should i contact a memory improvement seminars to help you practice
\"you, and her clear\" in desperation, i will es park a pull up: \"wash well of her head!\"
\"oh oh\"
\"\" to be honest, i feel his apparent heart sounds - i didn\'t also met, and i remove camouflage identity !
you blind!
nai xian ya force, also face upwards cried a \'pluff knelt down with a
\"tell me!\" nai xian jas his voice in the past, highly parable luo yi ann
i have a sore amygdala
a face of black line!