今天早上六点……没错，就是六点的时候，我突然听到了敲玻璃的声音。
烦躁地翻了个身接着睡，三秒后我果断惊醒——我是回家了不是回宿舍而且我家是木门啊！
一身冷汗地坐起，我幽幽地望向窗口的方向……
只见一个硕大的东西卡在哪里……
我家住在十五楼啊！
吓得我当场将床头柜上的闹钟砸了过去。
随后便是‘砰啪哐’等之类的巨响，我用床单把自己裹了几圈后拿着灭蚊拍挪到窗口往下一瞧，结果三秒后，一张满是血污的，像脸的东西出现在我的眼前，吐出一句：“嘿嘿嘿——”
我一脚将其踹了下去，果断拿起电话拨通了110。
到了警察局后，我总算看出来那是个人，一个公的！公的！
长得很俊俏，头发很软，很长，当然……如果没有那些血会好很多的……
他一进警察局就开始哭，不知道是疼还是怕，在我扯了他的裤子果断地扎了一针后他反而安静了。
吵吵闹闹半个小时后，我终于认清了这个巨大的bug——这个白痴！是我们第五组年纪最大的大哥！
名为莫林秋，对外名为孙恒。
果不其然，很好很强大！
很二很智障！
还记得初次见面时他告诉我们他是精神系附属雷系的——这明明是精神病系的吧！
讲真，他正式的样子我从来没见到过！
“你不可以这个样子对我！我是你们的队长！”
从警察局出来后，他如是说。
“好了好了，别闹了行不行？伪队长！”我烦躁地说道。
“嘤嘤嘤！你们集体玩我！”他躺下来，开始打滚，结果好巧不巧地滚进了窨井里！
巨汗！
看来那个话唠没让他当正统队长是有原因的！
这厉害的！
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at six o 'clock this moing yes, it is six o 'clock, when suddenly i heard the sound of a knock on the glass
wearily tued over and then sleep, woke up after three seconds, i resolute - i am home not back to the dormitory and my house is wooden door!
sitting up in a cold sweat, i faint at the direction of the window
i saw a big thing card where
my family lives on the fifteenth floor!
scared i will be on the spot on the bedside table alarm clock failed in the past
followed by "bang pa kuang", such as noise, i with a sheet wrapped after a few laps with a mosquito shoot down to move to the window a look, the result after three seconds, a bloody, like face appeared in front of my eyes, spit out a word: "gnome male -" --"
my feet to kick it down, a decisive picked up the phone and dialed 110
to the police station, i finally see it was a man, a male! male!
grow very handsome, very soft, very long, of course if it weren't for those blood would be much better
he started to cry as soon as she entered the police station, don't know it is pain or fear, pulled his pants decisively in my quiet after a needle pierced his failure
fighting for half an hour later, i finally understand the enormous bug - this idiot! is our five eldest brother!
autumn called maureen, called sun heng abroad
sure enough, very good very powerful!
very two very mentally retarded!
remember meet for the first time he told us that he is affiliated with the spirit of departments - clearly this is a psychiatric department!
speak really, he officially i have never seen!
"you may not like this to me! i'm your captain!"
out from the police, he said
"okay, okay, stop that now line not line pseudo captain!" i said wearily
cbi! "they collective you play me!!!!!!!" he lay down and began to roll, as a result, good unfortunately rolled into the cmc easy!
huge sweat!
it seems that too didn't let him when the orthodox captain for a reason!
the severe of!
