“额……我们……再来理清一下思路……”
莱恩斯站在讲台上,拿着粉笔说道。
“好!”安罗艺点头,然后双手叉腰冲我‘哼’了一声说道:“你这种二货生物,做梦都不要希望成为护卫队成员!”
“……”本人一脸生无可恋,我说我能不能成为护卫队成员关你毛事?
啊,不对,我本来就是啊!
“咳咳,安静安静!”莱恩斯轻咳两声,说道:“安罗艺,你的卡片是什么?”
“jun!”她笑着回答。
“你的呢?”莱恩斯又问我:“你是什么?”
“换最后一个字母为“l”。”
我扯扯自己校服——虽然有莱恩斯的衣服但是依旧有点冷。
额……
我应该再去坑件衣服回来……
莱恩斯点头,转身写下另一个单词,很相似,但却不同。
“嗯……有什么联系吗?”
奈熙雅托腮,沉思。
“没什么联系。”我站起来,想往外走。
“啊哈!我就知道!”安罗艺冷不丁地跳上桌子大叫一声:“你在临阵脱逃!你这个盗版产品!”
“……”我一脸懵逼,沉默半响之后抓起粉笔在黑板上写下了另一个单词:“jan”
随后,我笑了,问安罗艺:“那……这个呢?”
“我揍死你!居然盗版二号都给我出来了!”
她的反应果然十分强悍!
我无奈地扯了扯嘴角,随后拍拍莱恩斯的肩膀:“没救了。”
“额……”
莱恩斯默默地点头,看来是认可了这件事。
“你们慢慢猜,我出去一趟。”我笑着和他们擦身而过。
“你去哪里啊?!”奈熙雅站起,叫道。
“找衣服。”说话间,我已经打开了教室的门。
“你给我站住!”这一嗓子,是安罗艺喊的。只见她拿着手机怒气冲冲地对我说:“你等着!我现在就给我的boss打电话!让他来把你这个盗版给‘凌迟’死!”(凌迟,即民间所说的"千刀万剐"。凌迟用于死刑名称,则是指处死人时将人身上的肉一刀刀割去,是一种肢解的惩罚,即包含身体四肢的切割、分离。)
然后,本人一言不发地倚在门边看着安罗艺把电话打通过去,对着某个话唠大声哭诉。
半响,话唠——所谓的大boss的声音悠悠地传来:“那个,jun童鞋……要不我给你报个英语补习班吧……你要知道,我们成员的智商不能太……low。”
“看到没,没救了吧!”
我双手一摊,走出教室。
“等等我啊!”奈熙雅也叫着喊着跑出来:“对了!你写的,和你的都是什么意思啊?”
“要不要?我也给你报一个补习班?”我笑着,戳了戳她的额头。
白痴,还挺可爱的……
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"well we again to sort out the train of thought"
lane, standing on the platform, said with a piece of chalk
"good!" ann luo yi nodded, and her hands rested on her hips at me "hum" a voice said: "you this two goods creatures, even in the dream don't want to be the one in the convoy!"
"" i love had a face, i said that i can bee one in the convoy off your hair
oh, no, i am!
"ahem, quiet quiet!" ryan, light cough two sound, said: "luo yi ann, what is your card"
"jun!" she answered with a □□ile
"you" ryan asked me: "what are you"
"in the last letter of" l ""
i pull pull their uniforms - although there are plains, clothes but still a little cold
er
i should be back to pit dress again
lyons nodded and tued to write another word, is very similar, but different
"um what"
nai xian chin, meditation
"nothing" i stood up to go toward outside walk
"aha! i knew it!" ann luo yi suddenly jumped on the table shout loudly 1: "you're ratting out! you this pirated products!"
"" i a face of meng force, after half ring silence grabbed a piece of chalk on the blackboard wrote another word: "jan"
then, i □□iled, greet luo yi: "that this"
"i beat dead you! incredibly piracy ii all give me out!"
her response was very strong!
i reluctantly pulled pull the coers of the mouth, and then pat ryan's shoulder: "impossible!"
"well"
lyons nodded silently, appears to be approved by it
"you guess slowly, i go out to a visit" i and passing them with a □□ile
"where are you going!" nai xian ya stand up and shouted
"looking for clothes" while speaking, i have opened the door of the classroom
"you give me stop!" this voice, mr luo yi shout she took the phone to me and said angrily: "you wait! i'll call my boss now! let him to give you this piracy to 'year' dead!" (year, namely folk call "pieces" the year for the name of the death penalty, is to be put to death the person yidaodao to cut the meat from the people, is a kind of di□□embered punishment, namely contains body limbs cutting, separation)
then i silently leaning against the door looked at luo yi put the phone call in the past, on a talker crying loudly
half ring, too - the so-called big boss voice independently came: "that, jun, children's shoes or i give you an english cram school you know, we are members of the low iq cannot too"
"see, not saved!"
my hands a pool, out of the classroom
"wait for me!" nai xian ya, also called the cried out: "yes! you write, and you is what mean"
"do you want i also offer you a cram school" i □□ile, chuo chuo her on the forehead
idiot, it is quite lovely